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Everyone preps for their dick appointment differently, some appointments don’t even involve dicks, but there are a few general hoe tips that everyone should use to make sure their pussy is ready for sex, IMO.There are a few general hoe tips that everyone should use to make sure their pussy is ready for sex, IMO. Click To Tweet
PSA: THE VAGINA IS A SELF-CLEANING ORGAN AND SHOVING ANY TYPE OF CHEMICAL/SMELL GOOD STUFF/SOAP/ETC. CAN THROW OFF THE NATURAL PH BALANCE OF YOUR PUSSY AND CAN CAUSE INFECTION AND/OR OTHER PAINFUL ISSUES. Your pussy should smell like a pussy and anyone who says anything about your pussy smelling like a pussy needs to be LET GO 🗣
Be sure to check out Hoe Tips for after sex too!
Empty your bladder
Go pee. If you do it before you get down to business, you won’t have to worry about interrupting the action and possibly dampening the ~mood~.
Basically, just pee before and after sex.
Shower or use unscented/natural baby wipes to touch up your vulva and booty
Make sure to wipe under the clitoral hood so that there are no bits of TP or other debris in case when you’re on the receiving end of oral sex.
If you decide to shave:
Exfoliate first, then use a men’s razor and your choice of oil (baby, coconut, etc.), dab some alcohol on the area once you’re done, and moisturize with something natural if you feel it’s necessary.
A bare pubic area isn’t necessary for sex!
If you decide to trim:
Only trim dry hair and trim using clean scissors or an electric trimmer (I personally use the same one that my bf uses for his beard 🤪), you can either do it over the toilet (which is what I do) or put a towel down on the floor (which can be easier when using a mirror).
A trimmed pubic area isn’t necessary for sex!
The better hydrated you are, the wetter your pussy. Facts.
Also facts: being well hydrated decreases bloat (if you’re worried about that kinda thing) and will help increase your stamina.
Everyone appreciates something to drink after sex, but water before sex is bomb af too.
Pack your own lube and condoms
You’ll know what’s best for you and your pussy.
My vag is super sensitive to condoms and lube, so I always have on deck the type of products that I know won’t fuck up my pH balance and that won’t lead to a yeast infection later on.Hoe tip: pack your own lube and condoms! Click To Tweet
Get YOURSELF in the mood!
Watch some porn, light some candles, get out your favorite vibrator, whatever it is that gets you off.
Having sex with yourself leads to better sex with other people. Trust me.
Hoe tip: having sex with yourself leads to better sex with other people. Trust me. Click To Tweet
Masturbation and a good orgasm beforehand actually INCREASES arousal which means you’ll be taking foreplay into your own hands (pun intended). Masturbating soon before you dick appointment pretty much guarantees you’ll be aroused and ready to fuck and will only makes things better for you both.
And if you’re dealing with a heterosexual man, odds are he wasn’t gonna make you cum anyways (so at least you got yours ahead of time) 🤷🏽♀️.
Gas yourself up
Insecure sex is the worst kind of sex.
Go in confident, fake it till you make it if you have to!
Listen to your favorite bad bitch music.
Take some fire nudes to help you see how amazingly sexy you are.
Put on some lingerie if that’s your thing!
Do whatever you can to make sure you’re in the right headspace. You are fine af and your partner is LUCKY to even be graced with your presence. Believe dat.
Preparing for a dick appointment is half the fun.
Whether it’s a booty call, a random Wednesday night with your significant other, or an in/out call, being prepared is key to having a good time and staying safe!!